145. "I don't like eggs that have more than two syllables."
-Nolan. December 2009. San Francisco, California.

144. "We know where you live. Do YOU?"
-Sonya. December 2009. San Francisco, California.

143. Student: "Wait wait wait... so are you vegan or vegetarian?"
Professor Vivrette: "Why? Do you want to cook me dinner?"
- December 2009. San Francisco, California.

142. "This is why people invented mountain goats."
- Shana. November 2009. Stinson, California.

141."I don't think I can reach your stomach."
-Sarah. November 2009. San Francisco, California.

140. Uli: "I'm standing upright for a change."
- October 2009. Napa, California.

139. Priti: "Uli, you gotta switch sides with me, I'm gonna die."
Uli: "So you want me to die?"
- October 2009. Napa, California.

138. "Get 'em young, treat 'em rough, and tell 'em nothin'."
- Angelica. October 2009. Napa, California.

137. "It's like orgasm in a glass!!" (Regarding the Muscat she'd tasted... and then the elevator doors opened...)
- Diana. October 2009. Napa, California.

136. Sonya: "I'm vegan with a few exceptions: paneer and sushi. And I don't even really eat those except on special occasions anyway."
Amit: "That's like saying, "I'm not a murderer except for those two people I killed."
- October 2009. San Rafael, California.

135. Sonya: "You know a little Italian, right?"
John: "Yeah, I know a little Italian. His name's Giovanni. He's about 4 foot eleven inches."
- October 2009. San Francisco, California.

134. "I almost tripped over that child!"
- Sonya. September, 2009. San Francisco, California.

133. "Okay. I'm just gonna take my undewear and leave."
- Anonymous. June 2009. San Francisco, California.

132. "One of the main reasons I got a small T.V. was so that I wouldn't watch it as much."
- Ehlan. June 2009. San Francisco.

131. Sonya: "Let's ditch him."
Marissa: "He's the only one who knows the way there."
Sonya: "Damn!"
- May 2009. Stinson, California.

130. Sonya: "Did you find him?"
Daniel: "No. But we found his shoes!!"
- May 2009. Stinson, California.

129. "I'm so tired I'm not tired anymore."
- Ben. May 2009. Stinson, California.

128. "I'm smiling so much my cheek muscles are hurting."
- Sonya. May 2009. Stinson, California.

127. Marissa: "You know, chemistry's actually pretty cool."
Sonya: "So you're gonna take more chemistry courses next semester?"
Marissa: "Are you kidding me?"
- May 2009. San Francisco, California.

126. Sonya: "I'm going to keep eating."
[Looks at Marissa]
"Are you?"
Marissa: [resolutely] "Yes."
- May 2009. San Francisco, California.

125. Sonya: "It looks kinda like fondu..."
Marissa: "That's not fondu..."
Sonya: "Yeah... More like fon-don't!"
- May 2009. San Francisco, California.

124. Sonya: "Really?"
Marissa: "Hell yeah. He's clearly gorgeous."
Sonya: "Maybe he's just not my type."
Marissa: "Maybe he was just really sweaty when you met him."
-May 2009. San Francisco, California.

123. "You should feel special... Because I answered the phone."
- Marissa. April 2009. San Francisco, California.

122. "Look how cute she looks! She looks drunk... well actually, she looks more stoned..."
- Marissa. April 2009. San Francisco, California.

121. "I wouldn't have fed you a hallucinogen withough telling you."
- Marissa. March 2009. San Francisco, California.

120. "I'll try anything once. Except..."
- Sonya. May 2009. San Francisco, California.

119. "It's not like modern art. They weren't trying to be bad on purpose."
-Professor Rodriguez. March 2009. San Francisco, California.

118. Sonya: "I want to make it now, but we shoud make it later. Just tell me when you're hungry and we'll make it."
Marissa: "I'm hungry now."
- March 2009. San Francisco, California.

117. "Gowr rawr rowr!" (Translation from Grumbly to English: "I got it all wrong!")
- Marissa February 2009. San Francisco, California.

116. "I have something I like to call my self portrait... It's this purple gorilla..."
- Jason. November 2008. San Francisco, California.

115. "Senza i miei occhiali, non sento molto bene."
- Gianpiero. Luglio 2008. Santa Barbara, California.

114. "And more chess... This is why the Reconquista took so long."
- Professor Rodriguez. July 2008. San Francisco, California.

113. Sherry: "It's left if I'm right."
- March 2007. San Francisco, California.

112. Sonya: "Is that karaoke?"
Sherry: "No, I think it's just someone singing really badly."
- March 2007. San Francisco.

111. *omitted*

110. Sonya: "So you're saying you don't like this sweater?"
Kate: "I want to be friends with it, but I wouldn't want to date it."
- March 2007. Oakland , California.

109. Sonya: "You have a harpist?"
- March 2007. Oakland , California.

108. Kate: "I'm going to put on a sweater... and by sweater I mean bathrobe."
- February 2007. San Francisco , California.

107. Ashsha: "You never know when you're going to need a screwdriver"
- February 2007. Emeryville , California.

106. Lana: "You gotta remember: your audience has the attention span of a gnat."
- February 2007. North Hollywood , California.

105. *omitted*

104. *omitted*

103. Ashsha: “You don’t have to know how to read to write music.”
- January 2007. Oakland , California.

102. Matt: “It’s people like him who make people like me want to beat up people like him.” - January 2007. Emeryville , California.

101. Sonya: “It looks like a goblin the middle of a candle praying.”
Kate: “Really? I was thinking it was more like a cactus.”
- Art open to interpretation. January 2007. San Francisco , California.

100. Sherry: “Why don’t you just put the fries down and you can squeeze it out later?”
- Jan 2007. San Francisco , California.

99. Kate: “Squelch? It means ‘smish’.” - Jan 2007. San Francisco , California.

98. Kate: “That’s cool. Uhh, what are we looking at?”
- January 2007. San Francisco , California.

97. Anahita: “Could you please stab the squash?” December 2006. Santa Barbara, California.

96. "It's easier to be tough when you're Italian."
- Ashsha. December 2006. Emeryville, California.

95. Ashsha: "You're still here?"
Sonya: "No, it's your imagination... you really need to get that checked out..."
Ashsha: "How come I only see you here at work?"
Sonya: "Work-related stress."
- December 2006. Emeryville, California.

94. *omitted*

93. *omitted*

92. "I think... that we are too far complex."
- Ashsha. December 2006. Emeryville, California.

91. "India's contribution to the world IS zero."
- Neeraj. Decmber 2006. Vancouver, Canada to Emeryville, California (via instant messaging).

90. Linguist Co-Worker: "If you hate beer, you'll like Heffeweissen."
Sonya: "Is it beer?"
Linguist Co-Worker: "Yes."
-December 2006. Emeryville, California.

89. "Alcohol gets me drunk. That's why I like it."
- Matt. November 2006. Emeryville, California.

88. "Sanity is more important than money. If you lose your sanity, you have to spend a lot of money getting it back."
- Acquaintance of Linguist Co-Worker.

87. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of my than a frontal lobatomy." - Anonymous.

86. "Just when you think things can't get more awesome... they do."
- Matt. Nov 2006. Emeryville, California.

85. Ashsha: "What do you do when you feel like you just can't do it anymore?"
Linguist Co-Worker: "Have a poptart."
- November 2006. Emeryville, California.

82. Sofia: “Je n’ai pas mon parapluie. Il ne peut pas pleuvoir.”
– Septembre 2006. Toulouse, France.

81. Nora: “I have a friend who once walked into a lampost and said “sorry”.
– September 2006. Toulouse, France.

80. Sonya: “But a police officer could stop you – ”
Nora: “They can’t stop me. I don’t have breaks.”
– September 2006. Toulouse, France.

79. Anonyme: “C’est vrai, tu vois? Quatre karat... plastique!”
– Septembre 2006. Toulouse, France.

78.*omitted*

77. Nora: “I think James Dean once said that you’re not drunk if you can lie on the ground without holding on.”
– September 2006. Toulouse, France.

76. Nora: “He’s grown up. Sort-of.”
– September 2006. Toulouse, France.

75. Nora: “They do have schedules but I don’t think the bus drivers are aware of them.”
– September 2006. Auch, France.

74. Xavier: “Ah, oui, c’est sympa le Portugal.”
Sonya: “Tu es déjà allé?”
Xavier: “Non.”
– Août 2006. Auch, France.

73. Sofia: “C’est un jour bouleversant.”
– Août 2006. Toulouse, France.

72. Sonya: “Ça pique, comme un noyau de pêche.”
- Août 2006. Toulouse, France.

71. Sofia: “On apprend. Même de Sonya, on apprend.”
Sonya: "Eh!?"
- Août 2006. Toulouse, France.

70. Enfant: “Au revoir Maman.”
Maman: “Elle n ’est pas Maman, elle est Madame ...”
Enfant: “Au revoir Madame.”
– Août 2006. Auch, France.

69. Sofia: “Ce n’est pas les soldes très soldés.”
- Août 2006. Toulouse, France.

68. *omitted*

67. Vincent: “Est-ce que tu es ce genre de femme inapprochable?”
Sonya: “Mais... tu m’avais approchée.”
- Juillet 2006. Vic-Fézansac, France.

66. Sonya: “Il est un homme... Il a les poches...”
– Juillet 2006. Vic-Fézansac, France.

65. Sonya: “J’adore les boîtures.”
– Juillet 2006. Toulouse, France.

64. Sofia: “Ça fait du bien, l’alcool.”
– Juillet 2006. Toulouse, France.

63. Malicka: "I thought he was Harup..."
Gurjeet: "He IS Harup."
-June 31, 2006. Denmark.

62. Amit: "All the tall people in the back and all the Indians in the front."
- June 30, 2006. Outside of a castle in Denmark.

61. Gurjeet: "I am Chum and this is Chum: together we are Chum-Chum."
- June 30, 2006. A castle in Denmark.

60. Gurdeep: "This chicken tastes weird. It must be horse."
-June 29, 2006. Denmark.

59. Gurjeet: "Tastes better, just as gross."
- June 30, 2006. Denmark.

58. Amrita, age 21: "Do you want to get married?"
Baaz, age 3: "No, I want to be happy."
Min Uncle: "He learns fast."
-June 29, 2006. Roskilde, Denmark.

57. Gurdeep: "Leave your jootthies and inhibitions at the door."
- June 29, 2006. Denmark. (Note: "jootthie" is Punjabi for "shoe".)

56. Malicka: "I can't dress myself."
- June 29, 2006. Denmark.

55. “I don’t dance... I just make fun of it.”
– Avy. June 2006. Auch, France.

54. “Nutella fait raison de vivre.”
– Paula. Juin 2006. Auch, France.

53. "De plus en plus c'est moins désagréable."
– Sonya, à propos de la bière. Mai 2006. Auch, France.

52. "Ca ne me pose jamais aucun problème de sembler stupide."
- Jean-Baptiste. Mai 2006. Auch, France.

51. "Bénabar: le chewingum qui chante dans la bouche."
-Dominique. Mai 2006. Auch, France.

50. "She's like sunshine in the rain."
- GedeOn. May 2006. Belgium.

49. "Il est un petit saucisse qui court."
- Xavier #2. Mai 2006. Auch, France.

48. "C'est où l'erotisme dans les poulets?"
– Arnaud, en regardant dans un livre de Klimt. Mai 2006 .Auch, France.

47. “On est d'autant plus heureux qu'on a de formes de délir.”
–Jean-Baptiste. Mai 2006. Auch, France.

46. “Arnaud? Il dort dans sa voiture dans une petite rue.”
–Jean-Baptiste. Mai 2006. Auch, France.

45. “Tout le monde me connait, mais je ne connais pas tout le monde!”
– Marlou. Mai 2006. Condom, France.

44. Sonya: "I got glasses when I was in third grade."
Anahita: "That's when she officially became a duck."
-April 2006. Cairo, Egypt.

43. Miss Jackson: “What’s that?”
Anahita: “Mine.”
–April 2006. Cairo, Egypt.

42. Anahita: “We look like shit.”
Sonya: “Speak for yourself.”
Anahita: “Ok. You look like shit.”
–April 2006. Cairo, Egypt.

41. Sonya: “Are we the only ones here? … No wait, there’s another couple over there…”
Anahita: “We’re not a couple.”
– April 2006. Cairo, Egypt.

40. “Let’s ask for a side of butter.”
–Anahita. April 2006. Cairo, Egypt.

39. Sonya: “Is the bus safer?”
Hashim: “No, it’s probably the most dangerous thing you can do.”
– April 2006. Cairo, Egypt.

38. Sonya: “I don’t feel like we’re on an island…”
Anahita: “A lot of times I don’t feel like the Earth’s spinning.”
– April 2006. Cairo, Egypt.

37. “Thank God I was sleeping, cuz there were so many times I opened my eyes and I thought we were gonna die.”
– Anahita. April 2006. Budapest, Hungary.

36. “Does that smell good, or is it him?”
– Anahita. April 2006. Budapest, Hungary.

35. "i m glad u found ur feet :) "
- Text message from Kate. May 2006. Paris to Auch, France.

34. “It’s not too late. I still plan on learning something.”
– Kate. April 2006. Auch, France.

33. Sonya: “Did you ever meet her?”
Kate: “I think I saw her in the shadows once.”
– April 2006. Auch, France.

32. Sonya: “Let me check the expiration date on that first...”
Kate: “I’m eating it anyway.”
– April 2006. Auch, France.

31. Kate: “I feel like I just got off a train.”
Sonya: “Well… you did…”
– April 2006. Auch, France.

30. “…Et maintenant, si tout le monde peut mettre ses miettes sur la table…”
– Kate. Avril 2006. Auch, France.

29. Sonya: "Tu as compris?"
Fred: “J’ai compris que je n’ai rien compris.”
- Mars 2006. Auch, France.

28. “Hermits live vicariously through others because they don’t do anything.”
– Kate. March 2006. Auch, France.

27. Sonya: “Tu aimes les crêpes au chocolat et bananes?”
Claudia: “J’imagine.”
– Mars 2006. Auch, France.

26. Élève: “Je peux venir en Espagne avec vous?”
Maîtresse Claudia: “Je suis colombienne .”
– Mars 2006. Auch, France.

25. *omitted*

24. “Look both ways before crossing the railroad tracks.”
–Sonya. March 2006. Auch, France.

23. “En fait, c’est pas un dessert vegetarien.”
– Xavier. Mars 2006. Ramonville, France.

22. “Bien sûr que je ne suis pas sûr.”
– Kate. Mars 2006. Lac dans la Gimonne, France.

21. “Je danse partout, et pas toujours exprès.”
– Kate. Mars 2006. Lac dans la Gimonne, France.

20. “Quand j’entends les choses comme ça, je ne peux pas croire mes yeux.”
– Kate. Mars 2006. Auch, France.

19. “Ça fond dans une manière agréable.”
– Sonya. Mars 2006. Auch, France.

18. “Je suis la fille de mon père.”
–Kate. Mars 2006. Auch, France.

17. Claudia: “Opio c’est la solution.”
Sonya: “Comme la crème fraîche.”
– Mars 2006. Auch, France.

16. “I’ll go with the goat.”
– Chrystal. March 2006. Auch, France.

15. “Why else would you expect such an extraordinary accumulation of old ladies?
- Ewa. March 2006. Madrid, Spain.

14. “Un citron pressé est un citron qui n’a vraiment pas le temps.”
– Alain. Février 2006. Colomiers, France.

13. “J’ai un couteau dans ma veste!”
– Mr. Castin. Février 2006. Auch, France.

12. “C’est pareil, mais c’est différent.”
– Sofia. Février 2006. Nice, France.

11. “Heureusement il y a un elephant!”
– spectateur anonyme au défilé de la Fête du Citron de Menton. Février 2006. Menton, France.

10. Leo: “How much have you had to drink?”
Kate: “Three glasses of apple juice.”
– Feb 2006 (Auch, France)

9. “Je ne parle pas avec les jambons.”
– Laurent. Février 2006. Paris, France.

8. Dinécia: “This isn’t my hair.”
Kate: “Mais il sont les cheveux de qui ???”
– Janvier 2006. Auch, France.

7. “Would you like some raped cheese?”
– Fred in the supermarket. (Note: rapé is French for shredded.) January 2006. Auch, France.

6. “I bought pain!”
– Franglais text message from Kate. Jan 2006 (Auch, France)

5. “Having children is like being slowly pecked to death by chickens.”
– Lisa. January 2006. Auch, France.

4. *omitted*

3. “Je ne l’ai jamais gouté, mais ça me dégoute vraiment.”
– Camille. Déc 2005, (Auch, France)

2. “Il y a beaucoup de merde sur le trottoire aujourd’hui!”
– Kate. Novembre 2005. Auch, France.

1. “Où est-ce que vous avez acheté tous vos bisous – eh, bijoux ?”
– Élève anonyme. Octobre 2005. Fleurance, France.